Alright, here’s the deal:
You give us the suggestions, and we'll give you something electric to sing, dance, and laugh along to.
Xylophone is an unscripted Rock and Roll adventure that will have you dancing out of your seat.
Every show is a living jukebox. Audiences will howl. Mics will drop. And anything can happen.
This isn’t just a performance - it’s an experience. One we create together.
How d'ya like that?
…so check out a few of these homemade images to get an idea of what we’re all about.*
Like what you see? Then you’ll love Xylophone.
* No AI was used in the creation of these images…even if it would have made everything go a whole lot faster 😥
Like a man whose TInder profile features 7 shirtless pics of himself, we don't have any dates at the moment.
But you better BELIEVE we're in the kitchen and cooking up some explosive shows in great venues featuring unbelievable guest stars.
For now, just get excited, and marvel at this picture we made of a squirrel. Everyone likes squirrels.
Stay tuned!
Capitaism Papitalism.
Does the world need more merch? Nope. It surely doesn't.
But dreams cost money, artists gotta eat, and we're all stuck in the same consumerist hamster wheel together.
So, we designed some really cool stuff you can buy in case you need a hit of dopamine or want to help fund our caffeine addictions.
Drink bottles. Graphic Tees. Worldwide Shipping. Boom.
Want us to slide into your DMs? We'd be happy to.
No spam here.
Just upcoming shows, news, and heaps of discount codes for tickets and merch, sent straight to your email, once per month.
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