Xylophone Sweater
25,00 €
This sweater won’t solve burnout, but it will make you look good while you pretend it’s not happening. Pair it with jeans, sweatpants, or the crushing realization that retirement is a myth.
On the bright side, people who retire later tend to live slightly longer. So just ignore the gaping black hole that is your career and be thankful for that meaningless task you’re obliged to perform for another 30 years. It’s buying you an extra couple of years of geriatric bliss on the backend.
Product Details
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become a cornerstone of your wardrobe.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Xylophone and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at hello@wearexylophone.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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