Balloon Animal Sweater
35,00 €
Your personality is too big for just one color. Let the graphics do the talking, while you focus on your real priorities—like indulging in your Peter-Pan Syndrome. Hard.
What’s the point of growing up anyway when you’ll almost certainly never be able to own a property or enjoy a stable career unimpeded by international financial meltdowns, corporate greed, or the rise of AI? Don’t worry, it’s not you. We won’t have any of those things either. So enjoy your eternal youth! It’s not like you have much of a choice.
Product Details
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become a centerpiece of your rock-star wardrobe.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Xylophone and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at hello@wearexylophone.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Quality Guarantee and Returns
We stand by our merch. If your item arrives misprinted, damaged, or just not up to the quality you were promised, we’ll replace it or refund you. No drama.
Since everything is made to order, we can’t accept returns for general change-of-heart situations or if the wrong size was ordered.
To avoid sizing related issues, be sure to check out the detailed size guide included on the product page of every single piece of wearable merch, and place your order accordingly.
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