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Toy Soldier Tote Bag

20,00 €

Finally, a bag as overworked as you are. This tote carries groceries, side-hustle accoutrements, and still has space for your daily rations of panic attacks and existential dread—all while reminding everyone around you that sleep is for the weak, and the only ones who are going to survive late-stage capitalism are the billionaires and the rise-and-grind soldiers toiling beneath them.

Product Details

A big ol’ tote bag for carrying around all the things you love.

• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from Israel

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Xylophone and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at hello@wearexylophone.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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