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Traffic Cone Tote Bag

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This tote has your back even when billionaires and politicians don’t. Use it to hoard rationed groceries before price surges, shield yourself from the glare of LED billboards demanding you buy things you can’t even afford, or tie the straps together to form an impromptu sling for your overworked typing hands which have been tirelessly feeding prompts to AI all day.

Sturdy enough to do all that, and carry your last remaining hope that universal basic income is just around the corner. Right? It has to be…

Product Details

A big ‘ol tote bag for carrying all your favorite things.

• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from Israel

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Xylophone and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at hello@wearexylophone.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.